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I prefer breasts.

It doesn't actually matter...

Do you not wanna hang out or something?

We can. Just not while you're wearing that.

But you're the one who got it for me?

So?

So mixed messages!

It's a shirt. We're not dating. It doesn't need to be your new uniform if we're out in public.

I KNOW it's a shirt. Who gives someone a wingman shirt and then tells the wingman not to wear it when he's out BEING a wingman? That's like giving someone a watch and then forbidding them to use it to tell the time.

No it's not.

How is it different?

Because your example is just silly.

Fine. It's like me giving you a t-shirt you really like and you wanna wear it when we go out to acknowledge your appreciation, but I'm like nah...it's me or the shirt.

Don't be so dramatic.

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Don't be so weird then.

I'm not weird. YOU'RE weird.

For wanting to wear - outside the apartment - with you - a t-shirt YOU gave me?!

Oh my gosh. Wear the shirt! Wear it all day, everyday. Wear it to bed. Wear it when you deliver babies. Just STOP.

No, you're alright. It can just take up room in my closet. Thanks again.

Why do you have to be so dramatic?

I'm Italian, what's your excuse?

I'm nineteen.

That's not the first time you've used that excuse.

So? It's probably not the first time you've use yours.

You could have just said you'd be embarrassed.

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